Chicken joke: Big Pharma

Time for another chicken joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Big Pharma: . . . Side effects are usually mild and may include headache, nausea, vomiting, liver failure, or dementia characterized by compulsive road-crossing behavior.

So go ahead. Take charge of your life. Ask your doctor about Avid®, our latest boutique drug for vaguely unhappy chickens.

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