Time for another chicken joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Big Pharma: . . . Side effects are usually mild and may include headache, nausea, vomiting, liver failure, or dementia characterized by compulsive road-crossing behavior.
So go ahead. Take charge of your life. Ask your doctor about Avid®, our latest boutique drug for vaguely unhappy chickens.
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